Trash and Crash

When you get so wasted, you have to sleep over at a friend's house. Usually, the friend does not like this outcome to the night.

"Holy hell, I've had a lot to drink.... Any chance I could trash and crash, bro?"

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Bluesky

(BLÜ-skē)

A blowjob left unfinished, resulting in blue balls.

Alternate: an app that will never get out of beta

Aw man, I finally hooked up with Jenni, but her dad called in the middle. So all I got was a Bluesky.

Alternate: I just got the best blowjob of my life. It was so good, I have to post about it on Bluesky!

Bluesky

Pronounced: blōō-skēē (like brewski)
Noun

The act of getting blue balls after being promised an invitation that never comes.

I thought she was gonna invite me up to her apartment, but instead she gave me a bluesky.

I was excited to join the beta of a trendy new app, but all I got was a bluesky.

waze train

When you're using Waze in a city and you realize you're in a line of cars all making the same weird turns over and over together.

I've been the third car in this Waze train since La Brea.

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Heatardation

The effect of excessive hot weather which causes people to think, speak and move very slowly.

"Sorry I didn't read that book; it's 100 degrees out and I'm suffering from a severe case of heatardation."

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Borny

Bored + horny.

"Why did you sleep with that guy?" "I don't know, guess I was just borny."

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