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TV series about a ghost whisperer who stopped talking to the dead to started giving happy endings to the living.
Come to the light little sperm. I'm the jizz whisperer.
a ghost whisperer who realizes it's more rewarding giving happy endings to the living than talking to the dead ones.
Come to the light little sperm, I'm the jizz whisperer!
The reason why you keep a box of tissue next to your bed.
The first thing I do when I wake up every morning is to think of the girl next door and get a tissue from the box.
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Cuban immigrant with long criminal background.
Have you ever seen the movie Scarface? It's the story of a marielito called Tony.
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The way how the super rich clean themselves.
Melania, come here and give me my daily golden shower. I need to be clean for the debate.
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The passive (receptive) member in an homosexual relationship.
That guy is a big pirobo. He must have been f**ked by the whole US army.
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