Man's man

1) A successful man that totally rejects the femininization of today's metrosexual male.

2) A man that is macho by default.

A man's man eats meat(and plenty of it), he doesn't get manicures, he shaves when he feels like it, he drinks beer not wine, he absolutely does not know French, he plays dodgeball, he works hard, he is admired for his manliness by other manly men, and most of all, he's very heterosexual.

NOTE: A Man's man is highly sought after by women who want to feminize him through marriage usually with negative results.

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cancer paper

Insidious chemical strips grafted into a blunt. Savvy stoners unroll a blunt and tear out the cancer papers which are put in the cigars by the producers to control the burn of their products and also to slowly kill their customers.

When Snoop rolled the blunt, he was careful to peel the cancer paper off of the tip.

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Garbage

Discarded male ejaculant, aka CUM

So I am gettin' ready to shoot my garbage all over her back.... I don't know what you call it, but do you ever ask for it back? No it's garbage, blow it the fuck out.

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Mayonnaise Bag

Male sex organ aka Yambag.

Once I announced to Sheila that I was about to cum, she proceeded to squeeze my mayonnaise bag until it was empty.

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figgles

A variant on 'fiddlesticks' or 'curses', a mild expression of dis

"Hey man, I drank the rest of your beer." "Figgles."

-or-

"Figgles. Who let the dogs out?"

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flyover

A person who lives in flyover country.

Who cares what people in Montana think? They are just a bunch of flyovers.

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Canyon Yodeling

When a male or female administers cunnilingus on some realy tasty poontang. Lots of moaning involved.

Bianca loves it when I go Canyon Yodeling in her wet valley. She tends to scream in Brazilian Portuguese when I do that.

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