Excuse-itis

Someone that has an excuse for everything.

Someone asks you to go workout with them and you said no because you hurt your knee. You would reply... "You have excuse-itis, you need to get rid of your man boobs bro!"

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fuquapa

A slang term for "holy crap, enough already!"

Wife: Honey, can you bring out the garbage?

Husband: ok, give me a second
Wife: did you bring it out?
Husband: I will
Wife: When?
Husband: give me a second
Wife: when!?
Husband: oh, fuquapaaaaa

Moofaloon

A slow, dim witted person who is easily stumped or confused. Also known as a mud brain.

Person 1-Look at this guy, he can’t figure out how to open that door!
Person 2-Well what did you expect from a moofaloon