4th of july

Noun: The 4th day of the seventh month of our calender. Celebrated as the day America declared independance from the King. The 4th of july is also celebrated in England, they call it "Fuck-off-Puritan-Day"

1. Happy Fourth of July!

2. 'Ello then, it's Fuck-off-Puritan-Day today isnt it old chap?

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Pulled a rachel

verb: to carry far too many objects than one can handle from one room to the other.
Named after TV chef, Rachel Ray, who often akwardly carries too many ingredients and dishes to the counter.

You're gonna break something if you keep pulling a rachel

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e-lationship

noun, An online relationship (hence the name). It's where two people try to go out only with AIM and e-mail. Either terribly romantic or terribly pathetic.

Girl: Do you want to go out sometime?

Guy: no, sorry, i'm in an e-lationship

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citizen

noun: A slang term to identify a fried. Such as dawg, bro, or cuz.

Bob: Nice Sandals.

Steve: Nice ass, citizen.

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gist

Noun.
The general meaning of something. To "get the gist" means to understand something, but not to be expert in it.

Bob: Did you read Moby Dick last night?

Steve: Nah, I read spark notes, got the gist.

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qweerd

adj. Something that's incredibly out of the ordinary... Comes from a combination of the words "queer and weird".

"Why is their a fish in your hair?"
"Wow man, that is qweerd."

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google shield

The act of clicking the little google icon on your screen, thus covering the screen with the google window, and covering whatever else you may be doing. Great for passer-bys.

My dad walked in when i was cybering with that hot algerian chick so i just put up the google shield.

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