April Fools' Day

April 1rst. A day in which practical jokes are played. The second worst birthday surpassed only by febuary 29th

Gullible is written on the ceiling.

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sprunk

n. The fictional beverage featured in grand theft auto: san andreas.
Sprunk is a magical elixer, availible almost everywhere, that has the magical ability to cure gunshot wounds.

Sweet: "Yo, CJ, if you get shot in the face, get some sprunk from the machine."
Carl: "I hear ya."

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beautifulicious

Adj.
Something that's both beautiful and delicious. A nice word, but if uttered makes one sound incredibly fruity.

Server: Welcome to taco bell, may i take your order?

Metrosexual Wally: Give me a big, beautiufulicious mexican pizza!

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eastwood

Noun: When somebody does or says something that is overly intense and macho, usually to a comical degree.
Etymology: Comes from the last name of the famous dirty harry star Clint eastwood.

Tommy: Nice shoes steve, I didnt know you could get high-tops in the castro district.

Peter: I don't know who you are or why you came to this town, but i want you gone punk... I reccomend you start packing heat, cause i'm comming for ya.

Ben: Dude, pete, what's with the eastwood?

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yumtacular

adj.
Something that is yummy and spectaucular. Can only be said by valley girls and incredibly gay men.

Jeana: How was that fuzzy navel?

Tini: Yumtacular!

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ASU

Arizona State University, or the opposite of USA

I'm bored so i defined ASU

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Asshat

A newer, weirder way to say that somebody has their head up their ass. It's dead now because it was on the OC.

Dude, you're an asshat.

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