qweerd

adj. Something that's incredibly out of the ordinary... Comes from a combination of the words "queer and weird".

"Why is their a fish in your hair?"
"Wow man, that is qweerd."

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google shield

The act of clicking the little google icon on your screen, thus covering the screen with the google window, and covering whatever else you may be doing. Great for passer-bys.

My dad walked in when i was cybering with that hot algerian chick so i just put up the google shield.

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April Fools' Day

April 1rst. A day in which practical jokes are played. The second worst birthday surpassed only by febuary 29th

Gullible is written on the ceiling.

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sprunk

n. The fictional beverage featured in grand theft auto: san andreas.
Sprunk is a magical elixer, availible almost everywhere, that has the magical ability to cure gunshot wounds.

Sweet: "Yo, CJ, if you get shot in the face, get some sprunk from the machine."
Carl: "I hear ya."

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Da Vinci Sleep

Noun.
A sleep schedule characterized by a series of short, intermittent naps. (as opposed to one long 8 hour sleep). Usually if one is working hard or has no time for conventional sleep, one will go on Da Vinci Sleep.

Etymology: Derived from the supposed way Leonardo Da Vinci slept.

Bob: Man, you look like hell. What's up?

Steve: It's totally crazy around here, you know, midterms and taking care of my sister's diabetic cat... I've been on Da Vinci Sleep here.

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da vinci sleep

noun: When one experiences eratic sleep, consising of a series of short naps instead of a long block of sleep. Named after Leonardo Da Vinci, who supposedly slept in such a manner.

Guy: Why are your eyes red?

Guy2: This week has been tough, i'm on da vinci sleep here!

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beautifulicious

Adj.
Something that's both beautiful and delicious. A nice word, but if uttered makes one sound incredibly fruity.

Server: Welcome to taco bell, may i take your order?

Metrosexual Wally: Give me a big, beautiufulicious mexican pizza!

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