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Buttsecks

To get a cock jabbed up your butt.

I think it's time for buttsecks!
Put your dick in my rump and we can hump hump hump! ;

by Perfect Imperfection. February 18, 2008

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Cunt

You mom's vagina.

Go be a good boy and wash up your moms cunt.

by Perfect Imperfection. February 18, 2008

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Love

The best way to seduce a girl to get her knocked up and leave her. :

Aww.
Aren't I such a positive female?

Aww baby I love you.
*fucks and leaves*

by Perfect Imperfection. February 18, 2008

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period

Without giving you the detailed meaning of the word lets make this easier for you to understand.

*coughcough*

When a girl's cunt starts bleeding for at least a week. :
Kthanks.
Does that explain it well enough?

Aww fuck! No sex for a week I got my period! Gah I hate being on my rag!

by Perfect Imperfection. February 18, 2008

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