Sailor

A particularly metrosexual male who pretends to be gay with his friends, often misunderstood by the gay community as a homosexual. These males are generally bitchy, and jokes made against them frequently refer to oceans or ships.

Adam: "Howdy sailor! Would you like to scrub my deck, I have a pole that needs polishing." ;)

Luke (Sailor): "Dude, like, get, like seriously, the fuck away from me, loooser!"

Adam: "So there are no cannons that need some balls loaded up?"

16👍 38👎