13

The age which means in Japan you can legally do the do, in America means you know all the dirty teen secrets, and in my mind means another 5 years of torture until you're free to buy a place to live, a car, delete your parents phone numbers, and actually have a life. Oh how much time there is to go. It is also considered an unlucky number for no good reason and is actually a quite nice number. I associate 13 with a sense of balance, as by turning the three once clockwise and putting it on the one, it creates a balance thing. That is all.

KidinJapan1: "Hey I just turned 13"
KidinJapan2: "so are you gonna bang someone or not?"
KidinJapan1: *long pause*

Kidinamerica1: I'm 13!
Kidinamerica2: so tell me what do you think about Mia Khalifa?
Kidinamerica1: *long pause*

Me: I'm 13. Another 5 years to go. Hooray, I survived 13 years so far in this cruel world!

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