banana boogie

Using abdominal muscle groups along with those along the anus to make your penis dance.

Sarah invited me over so she could watch me do the banana boogie.

15👍 5👎

helmet hummer

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

22👍 9👎

yellow danger

A chinaman with a gun

There's yellow danger lurking around the corner

9👍 12👎

salty ceasar

A salad that has been splooged on.

The customer was pissing me off so I replaced his meal order with a salty ceasar.

9👍 3👎