Nursing School

4 years but the first year is spent taking watered-down science classes to get a 2.75GPA. Upon entrance to the program, clinicals are spent dispensing vitamins and fluffing pillows.

Nursing Student: I'm so glad I only need to get a 2.75 to get in nursing school, I think I'll stop going to class.

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Nurse

Monitor patients and carry out physician's orders. May have a 4 year BSN or 2 year LPN or no degree.

The nurse assisted the physician in the patient's recovery

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Doctor

MD or DO who has undergone 11-16 years of post-secondary education depending on their specialty. They achieved top grades and test scores to be accepted to medical school, residency, and fellowship. Graduate with 300k+ debt and work 60-100 hours a week to serve their fellow man.

The Doctor volunteered to help treat patients during COVID-19.

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Scope Creep

A perverse and immoral campaign by NPs (Non-Physicians) and nurse anesthetist midlevels trying to undercut actual doctors from patient care. They attended online nursing school and have a license in nursing but somehow think they're qualified to practice medicine. This is an obvious attempt at validation after failing to make it into med school.

CRNA: "My nursing license I achieved online tells me all the time I'm just as good as an anesthesiologist"
NP: "After I cheat on this online exam, I'll perpetuate some scope creep on my blog"

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