A joke that is, actually, not very funny.
mother - "Don't do that, I'm your mother !"
stupid son - "That's what she said !"
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Porn where there is only plants, but no flesh neither animals involved. And humans are animals made of flesh.
Therefore, it is the only non-zoophile porn on the web.
In the best vegetarian porn I saw, a pollen grain got to the stigma of a pistil.