communion wafers

Those hella good crackers served with free wine in a dimly lit yet nicely air-conditioned room that you find yourself constantly yawning in.

The only reason my parents gave me education at a Catholic school was because of the perks- free wine, and those hella good wafers. What are they called? Oh ya...

Communion wafers.

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Paulette

Definition 1: A woman who lives alone in a housing project in the Paris suburbs and has meager pensions

Definition 2: A feminine French name

Me: I have pensions like Paulette’s.
Friend: Serves you right for living in Kansas all those years.

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