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sexing

A lot of these other definitions are wrong, so here's the actual definition.

(v.) The process by which the sex of a sexually dimorphic animal is determined. This is commonly done biologists and agricultural workers.

Bob: Are you done sexing those animals like I told you to?
Jeff: Yep! It was a bit difficult getting my dick inside that duck, but-
Bob: WHAT THE ACTUAL FU- Sexing means to determine whether the animal is male or female! Are you even a real scientist?!
Jeff (thinking): Ack! He's on to me!
(Jeff then runs away)

by PersonWhoExists50306 March 14, 2021


Neopalpa Donaldtrumpi

A species of moth. It was named this way because they are orange-ish in color, have yellow hair-like scales on their head, and the males have unusually small penises.

Scientist 1: Oh look, a moth. What species is it?
Scientist 2: It's a Neopalpa Donaldtrumpi.

by PersonWhoExists50306 September 22, 2019


Godwin's Second Law

"Anyone who uses 'woke' as a pejorative will turn out to be a fuckhead."

The law was coined in a 2022 tweet by Mike Godwin.

Person 1: Did they seriously have to make the main character gay? This is forced diversity. I'm tired of all the rampant wokeness in modern media.
Person 2: Godwin's Second Law. You lose.

by PersonWhoExists50306 November 27, 2022

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