holler cred

Holler cred is the local credibility or "street cred" one might enjoy in the mountains or hollows, particularly of Appalachia. This comes from knowing the terrain, being "bush wise," knowing how to hunt, fish and assault Federal officers or Revenuers. Writing songs, or singing them, about white supremacists and sovereign citizen domestic terrorists also helps.

He fights mountain, talks mountain and has a still in his back yard. He sure has holler cred.

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big pants

Sexual attraction to another person, place, animal or object.

Dude, I think Sandy's got the big pants for you!

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gasoline ass

A person who likes to drive cars. At times, just to "go for a ride" with no other genuine purpose.

When I wanted to go for a ride through Spa State Park, Pop said I was a real gasoline ass.

Jackson Pollock

1. n. Painter in the abstract expressionist movement. Reclusive alcoholic who died in an alcohol related car accident. A sick genius.

2. n. and v. Explosive diarrhea.

Friend 1: Dude. Stomach flu. Totally fluid. Totally spraying all over. I am so sick I just Jackson Pollocked the toilet, the tub and the bathroom wall. Just emailed a photo. I am a sick genius.

Friend 2: Wow. That wall is harshed. That is a Jackson Pollock.

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racktacular

Extremely attractive breasts. Blend of "spectacular" and "rack." Not necessarily linked to size.

See that girl's rack tits boobscansmelonssweaterpuppiesfun bags at the farmer's market?

Yeah, boy. She was racktacular!

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