slop-chop

A blowjob,fellatio. More exactly a sloppy blowjob. Named because your chops (mouth/chin) get sloppy with saliva.

I was feeling her up and next thing I know the chick whips it out and makes with the slop-chop.

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dildo with ears

A derogatory term for any disliked male. Akin to calling him a dildo, though funnier, while also indicating that he's worthless. After all what good is a dildo with ears?

"That asshole is good for nothing."
"Yeah, what a dildo with ears."

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