Alien Hand Syndrome

To be unable to control ones arm or arms. This can also be present when regarding the entire body (see Alien Body Syndrome).

Ross: Dashton, why did you nock over that expensive drum kit?

Dashton: Sorry, alien hand syndrome.

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Professor Dickweed

A retarded ass hole that thinks he knows everything about everything.

John: God damn it, I can't deal with Sam in history, he's such a professor dickweed.

Allen: I know, what a douche.

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Alien Body Syndrome

to be unable to control ones body. This can also be present when regarding the arm or arms (see Alien Hand Syndrome).

Ross: Dashton, why did you just nock over all those music stands, chairs, and musical instruments?

Dashton: Sorry, alien body syndrome.

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