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v. A concept derived from video games that have some kind of teleportation element. If the space that something would teleport to (or respawn to) happens to have something else already there, one of 5 possibilities could occur: the object in that space would be destroyed, the object doing the teleporting would be destroyed, both objects are destroyed, the objects get merged in some fucked up deformed way, or nothing at all. The concept is also be used in science fiction, for example: in Rick and Morty if a portal is closed on an object halfway through it, or in Battlestar Galactica when a miscalculated FTL jump lands a ship inside a planet or star.
I got bored of all the weapons so now I just use the Translocator to telefrag n00bs.
When she's riding your throbbing manhood in reverse cowgirl and you're about to bust the nut of your life, you grab her ankles, pop her in the air, and pull her quickly into a 69 for the finale in one smooth motion.
Woman: I love riding you reverse cowgirl like this!
Man: I'm about to cum!
Woman: Quick, give me The Petchel!