GOF

The Game of Football, ie. the one and only thing in life that should matter. Origins traced to Michigan, specifcly Metro-Detroit/Rochester area. Originated by Coach Calvin Gross, of the Stoney Creek Cougars football team

CG- "When I was your age I played the GOF with broken arms and legs just to prove how tough I was, and then I punted Korean people...ok someone tell him the joke..."

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belli

A PIMP!! one of the greatest compliments anyone can give you!!!!
Very cool!! Slightly overweight!

1: How you doin belli mate?
2: im cool!

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George W. Bush

A idiot who sent america into war for no reason there were no "weapons of mass destruction".They found a few chemical trucks which just contained medical supplies.He went over there to gain oil and to chase the "terroist threat" even though the country with the largest amount of weapons is good ol america lets think how many weapons saddam has o yea a few rocks and some mars bars wow he was a tyrant.George W. Bush biggest moron to grace this planet and then to be voted in tut tut America tut tut

George W.Bush guess what the W stands for i think it ends with an R

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Mullet Girl

A cool barmaid, way better than Little Miss Grumpy Pants

Mullet Girl: "What's the short one called?"

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Mullet Girl

A tower-hating mulleted barmaid

Mullet Girl is pissed off at us today!

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Shitehawk

A seagull - if you live in a seaside town you'll know that to go outside you'll need to carry an umbrella with you to stop yourself being covered in bird droppings.

God, thats the third time those shitehawks have got me this week. Another trip to the dry cleaners...

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trouser sneeze

The eruption smelly gas coming out of the anus. Sometimes it makes a noise sometimes it doesn't. The one that makes a noise is known as a trouser sneeze. You have to be careful not to follow through. See fart, trump and air biscuit.

"I've just done a trouser sneeze lads"

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