Pumkin Head Deluxe

Also Known As a PhD, a Pumkin Head Deluxe is an extreme beatdown of the head in particular in return a violation against your social group. The Pumkin Head Delux is used to keep disipline within the ranks.

Pete: "Did you hear what Freddie did to my sister?"
Jeff: "No, what did that ass hole do now?"
Pete: "He was suppossed to pick her up from the bar and drop her off at her house when she was all drunk. Instead he took her back to his house and fucked her while she was passed out."
Jeff: "Dude, that is fucked up, you need to give him a some education, maybe a PhD."
Pete: "You mean a Pumkin Head Deluxe? Damn, lets take a baseball bat to his mug."
Jeff: "Word..."

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marathon dump

an abnormally long, difficult bowel movement.

The Cooker: "damn, where is tp? He went to the can an hour ago."
Pete Dick: "I dunno, maybe he is playing gay games..."
TP (returning from the bathroom, looking relieved: "Oh, wow."
The Cooker: "what the fuck took you so god damn long?"
TP: "marathon dump dude, you know my wife won't let me crap in the house. that thing has been brewing all week."
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself."

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day after drinking shits

the nasty, extra smelly and sometimes explosive shits that occur following a hefty night of drinking.

TP: "Fuck I really tied one on last night!"
Pete Dick: "How you feel?"
TP: "Other than the day after drinking shits, pretty good."
Pete Dick: "delightful for ya"

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cock in the cash register

When the owner of an establishment, usually a restaurant or bar, uses/abuses their position as owner and has sex with their employees or customers.

Jeff: "Who's that dude molesting the bartender?"
Pete: "That's Greg, the owner of the hotel."
Jeff: "What, that fucker, shit he has his cock in the cash register."
Pete: "Damn right dude, you gotta be careful with that shit, some bitch is gonna come along and scream sexual harrasment and slam that register door right on his pecker."
Jeff: "No shit, that is going to hurt his johnson and his wallet."
Pete: "True dat."

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Irish Yourself

to consume large quantities of alcohol with your friends in a short period of time in order to catch up with their drunkedness.

Shit LeRoy, you just got here, we have been drinking all day, hurry up and Irish Yourself!

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dough acrobat

a very accomplished pizza maker who is an expert dough tosser and pizza stretcher.

The Cooker: "How come we have to always do our jacking for beats at the Kirk Hotel?"
Pete Dick: "Because I have the hots for that dough acrobat that makes the pizzas."
The Cooker: "Dude, just do me a favor and don't piss her off like usual, we need her making those pizzas with love."

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drop guns

a gun dropped by the cops at a shooting to cover up the killing of an unarmed suspect.

LeRoy: "You hear about Tyrone getting shot by the po-po."
Tinquin: "Fuck yeah, motha fucka"
LeRoy: "He wasn't packing."
LaTitia: "Yeah them mother fuckin cops just drop guns and point the finger at our boy."
Tinquin: "Bitch, shut the fuck up."
LeRoy: "Yeah, bitch stop lying."
LaTitia: "Wanna fuck?"
LeRoy and Tinquin: "Yeah, now I am gonna drop pants."

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