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Boring Brad

A guy so utterly boring that the mere mention of his name causes people to immediately pass out.

I hope Boring Brad won’t be there. Guy he’s talking to falls flat on his face asleep

by Pete Timmers November 14, 2021


skunk punk

The act of making people believe they’re smelling a dead skunk on the road outside, when you in fact farted in the car.

On the way home from Taco Bell, I totally skunk punked my kids into believing there was a dead skunk outside, after ripping one in the car.

by Pete Timmers January 9, 2018

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skunk punk

The act of convincing someone they’re smelling a dead skunk outside, when you actually ripped a silent, smelly fart in the car. Verb.

When my wife asked what that awful smell was on the way to the store, I had to skunk punk her, lest she know that she was actually smelling my gas.

by Pete Timmers January 15, 2018


contriboozetion

What you bring to a party or get-together, booze-wise, to contribute to the festivities.

My contriboozetion was 5 bottles of wine, because I knew the ladies were thirsty, and ready to party.

by Pete Timmers December 27, 2017


contriboozetion

The bottle of wine or six pack you bring to a party to share. Noun.

My contriboozetion was a nice bottle of red that I thought people would enjoy.

by Pete Timmers January 15, 2018