12th Man

An extra man is needed on the offensive side of the ball for the professional football team known as the New York Giants. This man must follow around the quarterback (Eli Manning) and shove his male parts down Eli's throat so that the quarterback's hunger is satisfied and he can focus on throwing the football.

Tom Brady: "Why is there an extra player on the field?"
Bill Belichick: "Oh, thats just the 12th Man. The New York Giants are alloted an extra player on offense so that Eli Manning does not get sidetracked while playing."

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