E-bola

Electronic Tombola. As opposed to Ebola, the deadly virus.

Philip: "That guy deserves to get E-bola!"
Peter: "E-bola is electronic tombola, dumbass!"

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Bolivers

Noun. canine testicles

"the biggest pair of bolivers I’ve ever seen." See also spangle blisters

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Shlump

A shit lump that some people leave on the side of the toilet bowl.
See also: Shlump stream

"My god! Someone's left one hell of a big schlump in there!"

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Spangle Blisters

Noun. canine testicles

JP: "I'm father christmas!"
Hamish: "No you're not! You're a featherless spangle blister!"

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Sweaty Colin

Greasy person who talks very strangely and pretends to be a paedophile.

Quick! Run! Sweaty Colin is on the loose! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

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