Phrase abuser

A person who frequently uses phrases and quotes to emphysize a point but usually gets them wrong.

Bob: I went to pick up some milk yesterday at the market and while I was down there I remembered to get some batteries for my new super awesome robot dog
Ted: Ahh, two birds one cone
Bob: You gaddem phrase abuser

Justice-jacket

A jacket which you steal at a party on your way out because you can't find your own jacket and somebody probably stole it.

Bob: Dude is that a new jacket?

Ted: Yea it's my new justice-jacket from last weekend. You like it?

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