Milk Shake

(1) Male ejaculate.

(2) The milk jugs as they jiggle,
while the booty does it's wiggle.

Hey, Baby! You want a large fry to go with that Milk Shake?

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cumpire

An anorexic and sometimes toothless prostitute who is really into buying new clothes and doesn't want to spend any more hoe doe than absolutely needed on food, therefore, said hoe is extremely proficient at giving very fast yet majorly cum-blasting blowjobs to as many guys as possible, and tries to fill up on said cum.

Lyla is not very pretty, but she is a super cumpire. She'll suck off the entire football team in less than a half an hour and swallow every single drop of cum!

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Early Bloomer

An "Early Bloomer" is a super sexy and horny, non-adult teenage chick, who must therefore be avoided by horny adult males at all cost!

"God damn, look at that sexy bitch!"

"She's an Early Bloomer dude. You better stay away from that shit, unless you feel like going to prison and getting butt raped a hundred times for one fun statuatory rape."

"Thanks for the tip Bro!"

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Etch-A-Sketch

Facing your woman, both of you naked, take both of your hands, grab both of her nipples with all of your fingertips, and tickle her nips.

If I ever meet Pam Anderson, I'm gonna ask her if she wants to see me Etch-A-Sketch.

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dick liquor

When a 21 year old alcoholic man has an 18 year old alcholic girlfriend and he tells her that if she wants to get drunk she's gonna have to suck him off every half an hour and gulp down his half pint of dick liquor.

The only way Melissa could get drunk was by drinking Tom's dick liquor several times a day. Just before work, just after work, and just before sleeping were their favorite times.

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Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?

When you work at a fast food restaurant, if a foxy chick orders a milkshake, you are supposed to ask, "Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?"

"Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?" means "Would you like me to cram my peter into that sexy little body of yours?"

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({: )=8

({: )=8 means, "Suck it Baby!"

Honey, I just can't wait until you come over and ({: )=8

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