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Leperporn is pornography specifically for Lepers, which shows bits of their body falling off during sexual activity.
Example: I have to stay awake during Leperporn, as like all Lepers, I’m prone to drop off a bit, myself from time to time.
A Wineno is a person who does not drink the grape.
Examples “He only drinks beer or sprits, he’s a wineno”
Dicedcarrots are always found in pools of sick, when the owner of the vomit has no recollection of eating them.
"Funny, I don't remember eating dicedcarrots"
"Who throw the dicedcarrots in that then?"
A very politically incorrect student magazine full of racist, sexist, ageist and disability jokes that takes the piss out of everyone as fair game. Sold at the student Rag week, promoting the event.
Example: Support your local Student Union, we take the piss out of everyone, so buy a Ragmag.
Monocelebpic
An insulting term for a thick person obsesses by photographs, film and video of one celebrity, who they try a look and act like.
Example: "That Chanelle from Big Brother is a monocelebpic copy of that Poshspice bird"
A medical term for the sickly nauseous feeling you get from reading too many fairy stories or over simplistic stories with deep moral meanings.
Origin: The brothers Grimm 1785 to 1863
Examples: “That book of fairy stories was really Grimm”, “That horror movie was Grimm” "What a Grimm Love triange story"
A catbag is a bag you put a cat in when you throw it in the river, when you no longer want it.
Example: Any bag can be used as a catbag as long as it sinks, with some bricks in it, to weigh it down.