Irate

Irate is a statement of high appreciation of the person, people, article or event, expressed as an unquantified ranking value, by a poorly educated person.

Examples: “Irate that woman”, “Irate her mates”, “Irate that car” and “Irate your mum’s cooking”

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tardis

An Irish road worker's workload description in the dimensions of time and space.

Example: I tardis today and I tardis tomorrow.

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Homonauseous

A sickly feeling when being fed all the crap about sexuality and not caring where a man desires to put his appendage.

Examples: “Don’t shove that down my throat, I’m Homonauseous” Or “Do I care what people do? No! it makes me feel sick. I’m Homonauseous”

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doggybag

A doggybag is made from the skin of your dead dog. It is recycling and reusing the dog, so you can still take it out for a walk with you.

Example: Who made that lovely doggybag for you?

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doggybag

A bag for drowning an unwanted dog in.

Example: Any bag can be used as a doggybag as long as it sinks, when you put a few bricks in it.

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Starfish

A stupid fish that has seen Big Brother and now thinks its a bloody star.

Example: Can that fish sing? No! Can it dance? No! Can it tell jokes? No! It thinks its a bloody Starfish.

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Monocelebprick

Monocelebprick

A very insulting term for a bloke trying and failing to make himself look like one specfic celebrity.

Example: "Your never look anything like Brad Pitt, no mater what you do, your just an f**king useless monocelebprick"

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