wackdonald

When something or someone is so boring it makes you think of putting a gun to your head or biting down on a cyanide capsule just to ease the boredom

"Dude, my date was a total wackdonald, I was so close to just bitin down on a cyanide capsule."

"This show is beyond wackdonald."

2👍 7👎

Septic Nark

When getting your septic pumped, the man finds multiple condoms floating at the top of the shit and says something about it (a result of young boys flushing their condoms down the toilet trying to be sneaky)

"Man, thought it was a good idea to flush the connies down the toilet so no one would find them, but that Septic Nark found them floatin there and got me totaly busted."