accordion reading

Online reading phenomenon in which a person begins with a list of links to articles/blog entries from an RSS feed (such as Google Reader), and opens several as new browser tabs.

While reading through the tabs one by one, reducing their number, the person finds links to other articles/blog entries, which will be duly opened as additional tabs.

The result is that the number of tabs on the browser continually expands and contracts, accordion-style, and before you know it you've wasted half the day reading an endlessly regenerating stream of linked internet nonsense.

Guy 1: Dude, where have you been?
Guy 2: Sorry, got caught up in some accordion reading online - couldn't stop adding more and more new tabs of stuff to read. What, is it time for Church?
Guy 1: Um, it's actually Monday now.

breastival

Any recreational or public event or location which possesses a high likelihood of featuring multiple young women prominently displaying their chests.

Often used as an outdoor version of breastivities.

Guy 1: Dude, you going to the class picnic this summer?
Guy 2: Dunno...is it worth it?
Guy 1: Are you kidding? Last year the thing was a total breastival!

College Guy: Hey, it's sunny - let's get out of the dorms and walk around the quad, it's sure to be one heck of a breastival out there today.

Dharmageddon

Term used to describe the big explosion at the end of Season 5 of the TV show "Lost" in which (apparently) everyone in the Dharma Initiative was destroyed by the detonation of a nuclear bomb.

Can also be used to refer to the upcoming Season Finale of "Lost" - the final end of the show which remains to be seen.

Dude, check out this blog, it's got spoilers on what happened to all the characters after the Dharmageddon last year.

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