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Someone who jerks off in the bathroom and gets cum on the toilet seat.
BOB: I never invite Frank over to my house any more.
JOHN: Why?
BOB: Cuz he's a donut froster.
13π 2π
When people excercise freedom in a stupid manner, causing negative results.
Now that Rhonda is 18, she is excercising her sexual freedumb. She's had unprotected sex with 25 guys this year and now she has AIDS.
143π 36π
A dude who walks around in public with a visibly erect penis.
Oh my God! It looks like Mike is wearing sweatpants without underwear again, and he's turned on. What a unikorn!
13π 6π
The shock and horror that a straight man feels when he goes to fuck the beautiful chick who has been blowing him for 6 months only to pull down her pants and find a penis in front of his face.
"You're a dude!"
"That's why I chose the name AMANDA, because I'm a man -- duh!"
What's the matter with Michael?
He's suffering from Amanda Syndrome. Turns out blowjob Kelly is a dude.
21π 21π
Something totally useless, like a STRIP JOINT ERECTION that isn't allowed to shoot it's load.
BOB: That Ferrari is so cool.
JOHN: It's $350,000. Strip Joint Erection. I'm going to buy an STi, I can actually afford that!
10π 3π
A female catholic clergy, named after her form of sex life.
When the priest was ordained, he asked the bishop, "What kind of woman can I have sex with?"
The Bishop said, "None".
But, when the priest actually had sex with a nun, the bishop excommunicated him!
218π 104π
BIRTHDAY SUITIN' derives from BIRTHDAY SUIT (naked body) and means FUCKIN'.
MIKE: What are you and Megan gonna do tonight?
JEFF: We're gonna be birthday suitin'!
9π 7π