gypsypisswitch

Am Amalgamation of the words Gypsy, Piss and witch. None of which on their own can be said to be very endearing. When combined they're the mutherfucker of all insults that can still, amazingly be used as a term of endearment towards ones brethren.

1)Daryl: Have you seen that cunt Carl play with himself on the streets whilst dribbling over his kebab?
John: Yeah, he is such a Gypsypisswitch

2)"Dude, you know I love you man but you are such a Gypsypisswitch sometimes."
"word bro"

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three cornered doormat

Term used to describe, in casual conversation the unshaved female pubic region or "lady garden". Often creeps up in conversations involving those brought up on the M4 corridor in the UK.

"So, how did the date go last night me old china?"
"Well, put it this way sunshine, I was down on her three cornered doormat soon after coffee was served".

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