Gargling Racoon

Ejaculating into a womans mouth as she is sleeping then proceeding to puching her in both eyes as she wakes up.

Stan: "Morning Kenny, how was your weekend?"
Kenny: Terrible. Jessica wouldn't have sex last night so I had to give her a gargling racoon."
Stan: Nice, that always works for me when a bitch turns me down."

tennessee tickler

Taking a feather from a bird, ejaculating on it and freezing it. Generally used to tickle a womans vagina during intercourse.

Steve: So James, did you fuck Sarah last night?"
James:Yeah man it was great but she ran off after I attempted a Tennessee Tickler on her."
Steve: "Fuck that bro, never fuck a girl who won't take a Tennessee Tickler."