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When you turn someone over and place
your face in between the cheeks of someone's ass, and motorboat their ass.
Rickey thought Candie had a nice ass. He said he was a "Super Freak" and asked Candie if he could put his face in between her ass cheeks, and preform a Capsized Motorboat?
When a guy has sex with a female that hasn't shaved in a while, he pulls out and ejaculates on her pubic hair, and it forms a ice cream looking ball.
Jason had a sudden urge for something cold and sweet, after he had sex with Mary and gave Mary a Peach a la mode. Mary felt sticky and gooey.
A female peacock spreads her tail feathers in an attempt to give a male peacock the impression that she likes him, when all she's really doing is playing with his mind.
Therese the female peacock, spread her tail feathers out in front of Gerry a male peacock! As Gerry got excited, she walked away, he turned to her and called her a Princess Peacock!
When a female is giving a male a pre-intercourse blowjob and inadvertently sucks too hard leaving a bruise resembling a strawberry on the head of the male's penis.
Rickey was distraught when he observed his ready ready strawberry from the action he received the night before.
When a male and female get ready to have sex and the males pants unexpectedly tear open, and his penis pops out of his pants, thus, performing a penial peekaboo!
Rickey and Kathy are out on a date. Rickey tries to talk Kathy into performing a BJ on him. He gets so excited talking about it, his pants break open, and this arouses Kathy seeing his penial peekaboo.
When you're riding a horse with no name, while looking for Vaseline to soothe your Hoo-ha in the desert.
Barbara was riding a horse with no name, in the desert. Her Hoo-ha got so chapped she needed some ointment to sooth her Raw Hoo-ha.
A man with an uncircumcised penis, has sex with a women who uses a DevaCup for her menstrual cycle. As he's pulling out, the DevaCup gets stuck under his foreskin.
Suzy was shocked, when she noticed Joey's moist hangnail, after they had sex.