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a hard place

When combined with a rock, something you get stuck between.

One of two very difficult situations.

If I stay up all night to study, I'll be too tired to take the test, but if I go to bed early I won't know enough to pass. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place.

by Peter W.N. September 22, 2008

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


awfulicity

Describes the state of something that is terrible beyond human definition.

The awfulicity of my essay made the teacher stab herself in the eye.

by Peter W.N. December 2, 2007


vagina product

1) A "feminine" product (such as tampons or pads).

2) Any regular product specifically catered or marketed towards women.

1) My girlfriend suddenly had her period and needed me to get her some vagina products.

2) Even though I'm a guy and Luna bars are a total vagina product, I can't help myself from eating them.

by Peter W.N. May 26, 2009

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


chimney kids

A group of teenagers who often gather in the same place to smoke together.

Those goddamn chimney kids are out behind the Taco Bell again. Shouldn't they be at school?!

by Peter W.N. June 22, 2009


filter artist

A person who takes pictures, runs them through a filter in Photoshop, and calls it their art. They generally mass-produce pictures this way without any talent whatsoever. A shame to real artists everywhere.

"Look! I took this photo of a tree and made it so it looks like I drew it! It's art! I'm awesome!"
"No, it's not. You're just a stupid filter artist."

by Peter W.N. December 2, 2007

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


high score

To have sex with someone under the influence of drugs.

Literally, to score with someone high.

I met this stoner chick at a party last night and totally got a high score.

You should never beat your high score.

by Peter W.N. January 8, 2010

23πŸ‘ 108πŸ‘Ž


USI

Unwarranted Self-Importance.

To make yourself seem important without actually doing anything to benefit society.

Typical USI sufferer-
"Hey guys!! i just posted an awesome new drawing on DA, and then i posted a vlog on YouTube about what happened to me today! i also talk about my new band! i'm putting some vids on my channel cuz i know we're gonna make it big! i also just put up some new pictures of me on my Myspace (lol i dyed my hair, i look so HAWT!!!) comments PLZ THX GUYS!!! <3"

by Peter W.N. October 30, 2009

196πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž