=>>

Equal rights.

An equal sign (=) followed by two greater-than signs (>>) (i.e. two rights, or just 'rights').

=>> for everyone!

that's happening for real

That's awesome, amazing, or downright sweet. Also used to say you agree with the statement or plan.

The sincere opposite of that's totally gonna happen.

Kid 1: "We just got some crazy imported Chinese fireworks, wanna blow them up with us?"
Kid 2: "What?! YES! That's happening for real!!"

Guy: "Damn, check out that girl's ass! That's happening for real!"

that's totally gonna happen

A sarcastic statement used to mock someone's bad idea, pretty much saying it's not gonna work out like that.

Kid 1: "Oh man, my friend and I are gonna go get loaded it in the park!"

Kid 2: "Oh, well, I mean, the police station is right next door... But yeah, no, that's totally gonna happen."

a hard place

When combined with a rock, something you get stuck between.

One of two very difficult situations.

If I stay up all night to study, I'll be too tired to take the test, but if I go to bed early I won't know enough to pass. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place.

USI

Unwarranted Self-Importance.

To make yourself seem important without actually doing anything to benefit society.

Typical USI sufferer-
"Hey guys!! i just posted an awesome new drawing on DA, and then i posted a vlog on YouTube about what happened to me today! i also talk about my new band! i'm putting some vids on my channel cuz i know we're gonna make it big! i also just put up some new pictures of me on my Myspace (lol i dyed my hair, i look so HAWT!!!) comments PLZ THX GUYS!!! <3"

awfulicity

Describes the state of something that is terrible beyond human definition.

The awfulicity of my essay made the teacher stab herself in the eye.

notsies

A really unfortunate-sounding way of adding flair to the word "not".

Lily: "Hey, are you going to Jacob's bar mitzvah?"
Jessica: "Ew, I don't like Jacob. I think notsies."
Lily: "...I beg your pardon?!"