a hard place

When combined with a rock, something you get stuck between.

One of two very difficult situations.

If I stay up all night to study, I'll be too tired to take the test, but if I go to bed early I won't know enough to pass. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place.

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notsies

A really unfortunate-sounding way of adding flair to the word "not".

Lily: "Hey, are you going to Jacob's bar mitzvah?"
Jessica: "Ew, I don't like Jacob. I think notsies."
Lily: "...I beg your pardon?!"

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pickled pepper

A penis covered in herpes sores.

Girls run away from that guy whenever they see his pickled pepper.

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awfulicity

Describes the state of something that is terrible beyond human definition.

The awfulicity of my essay made the teacher stab herself in the eye.

nightmarriage

1. A "nightmare" of a marriage - a marriage that only creates a living hell for one or both members.

2. A hastily planned marriage; one that practically happened overnight. Usually leads to definition 1 anyway.

1. Liz's husband turned into such a douche after they got married... now she's totally stuck in a nightmarriage.

2. Bill and Wendy got married before they even knew eachother. It's a total nightmarriage. I don't think it'll last.

cold open

In a television show or movie, where it opens by going straight into a scene without any set-up or explanation.

The T.V. show HOUSE is known for its cold openings.

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orange light

A traffic light that has been on yellow for so long it's about to turn red.

While you SHOULD stop, most people just gun it.

I wasn't about to stop for that orange light! I got places to be!

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