Heebgasm

An overflow of getting screwed out of things.

Oh man, my day was one heebgasm after another. That bitch deserves a Danza Slap for pulling this shit.

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Heebed

Getting screwed out of something royally. Especially money.

Dude 1 - "Shit...i only got three meximelts. I ordered 4"
Dude 2 - "dude, they fucking heebed you. Lame."
Dude 1 - "Damn. Suckin' balls."

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Slamsociate

To take a very personal and leg-numbing dump, generally with your own toilet, or someoen's who you feel close to.

Dude, I'm gonna have to slamsociate for a bit. I'll call you when my ass quits bleeding.

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Slamacidal

When you think you might shit your own pants. Generally occurs after Taco Bell.

Dude, i'm going Slamacidal if you don't pull over. Swear to God.

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