KuFCa

The correct way of pronoucing KFC.

"kufca"

KFC kfc cufka kufka cufca kufca

What do you fancy eating?

Lets go to kufca,

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facey

Slang term for "facebook".

I chatted on facey for hours last night,

Did you upload them photos on facey then,

Guess who want to be my friend on facey,

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equilibrating

With a lot of different letters being added to the likes of, LGBT, LGBTQIA to show inclusion of different "types" of people,
I have combined the letters into a word which is easier to say and also defines a message.
EQUILIBRATING
Defined in the proper dictionary as "To be in or bring about equilibrium", I think this word sums up the "message" behind people involved with all aspects of LGBT, LGBTQIA.
"""Some use LGBT+ to mean "LGBT and related communities". LGBTQIA is sometimes used and adds "queer, intersex, and asexual" to the basic term. Other variants may have a "U" for "unsure"; a "C" for "curious"; another "T" for "transvestite"; a "TS", or "2" for "two-spirit" persons; or an "SA" for "straight allies"."""

Equilibrating is wanting the inclusion and acceptance of every type of person, whatever they get labeled with.
lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender/transexual, queer/questioning, intersex, and allied/asexual/aromantic/agender.

went fizzy

the expression used to describe yourself,
when someone else bites into a citrus fruit,
and you think you get the same tingly feeling, of the juices in your mouth, and shudder.

"Did you see Snow White the other day",
"Yeah, when she bit into the apple I went fizzy".

"I always go fizzy when I see someone bite into an orange"

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spamfluencer

Was there ever was a more pointless "job" than this new breed of lazy people called "influencers", who get given free stuff, so that they can then post videos, to try to "influence" people into buying the items........
They are the human equivalent of SPAM, or pop-up ads.
Can you remember the shoite catalogues that used to come through the door for incontinence pants and corduroy trousers.... influencers are them !!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPAMFLUENCERS !!!!!!!!!!!

More pointless crap that spamfluencers are trying to get us to buy on tik tok !!!!!

Fake celebs trying to off-load pointless tat, cos they got it FREE.

fuckbook

Used when "facebook" seems to take ages to do stuff, like chatting or uploading photos etc

I couldnt chat on fuckbook last night, it was going too slow.

I tried to load up all my holiday photos, but fuckbook was messing me about.

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