Capital C

A major cunt

Wow, you should have seen her last night Richard... a real capital c.. ewww..

uncle samantha

Uncle Samantha is the new description for males turning transgender.

Uncle Sam said “I want you”.Sam took it literal and went Uncle Samantha..

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trumpmiser

Definitely not of stupendous wealth such as Trump. A person that might purchase generic beer, toilet paper. Very frugal , but is financially secure.

That guy worships Trump as president, but is such a Trumpmiser. He has is loaded, but lives in his Moms basement.

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Mosquito zitts

after camping and you are covered by mosquito bites all over your body

My friend at school asked me if I had acne problems, I said proclaiming out loud I had mosquito zitts .. and I wasn't picked upon no more.

Raccoon eyes

When you are dating a nut job and dark circles appear around the eyes.

Pete has raccoon eyes again, his girlfriend is taking him down for the count..

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Synchronized mowers syndrome

The act of other home owners mowing there lawns because their neighbor, an instigator began mowing there's.

I was watching the football game on Sunday, a lawn mower started rattling my trailer windows..by half time I couldn't take it anymore. My synchronized mowers syndrome had kicked in. Half in the bag I pulled my lawnmower backwards as I'm not that ill yet. My lawn is only up to my knees.

Mr. Kia

Mister know it all... knows everything about anything, a real annoying type.

Here comes Mr. Kia again..what a know it all, and he wonders why nobody likes him.. poor fella..

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