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trumpstacle

the deep state opposition for Trump.

trumpstacle each day,each minute and second...they bloom like wild flowers.

by Petesbeeps June 29, 2019


ample gratitudes

When you're girlfriend is drunk, locked the doors and you have plenty of smokes and beer.

I have ample gratitudes cuz I was prepared.... knew she was gonna lock the door.

by Petesbeeps August 27, 2017


Low power mode

Your phone is about to die, you're drunk, you've pissed off your girlfriend, it's bar close and all your friends have left you. Possibly in rare occasions you may have skid marks in your underwear

There was this time yesterday I vaguely recall, I was in low power mode. I definitely had all the symptoms of the description, but that was just Friday night.

by Petesbeeps July 16, 2017

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Cornacrapia

A corn turd

Cornacrapia I thought to myself as I lifted my ass off the pot.. what a great harvest.!!

by Petesbeeps August 12, 2017


Urbandicster

That inventive creative person that loves to publish words on Urban dictionary.

Arnold Dignard is so consumed with urban dictionary that he has become a celebrity in his own mind, publishing words left and right. He's an urbandicster for sure.

by Petesbeeps July 13, 2017


trumplove

Love for Trump

Trumplove will defeat anything. including that one guy..chuck something...?

by Petesbeeps September 9, 2017

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The one armed balboa

In dodge ball, one who can swing the ball side armed and must be 300 pounds plus.

In elementary school we had a teacher we named the one armed balboa. She could hit anyone with a ball at deadly force.. This was before political correctness.

by Petesbeeps July 16, 2017