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The one armed balboa

In dodge ball, one who can swing the ball side armed and must be 300 pounds plus.

In elementary school we had a teacher we named the one armed balboa. She could hit anyone with a ball at deadly force.. This was before political correctness.

by Petesbeeps July 16, 2017


Spinstrual cycle

When a woman is on her period and the art of manipulation, or turning things around are at its highest peak.

My girlfriend is on her spinstrual cycle, I'm not sure what is up , down , left or right..

by Petesbeeps August 27, 2017


Salmon slap discount

While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.

Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.

by Petesbeeps July 15, 2017


Bone breath

After having a cup of bone broth, the new craze with health benefits to both male and female, you may develop symptoms of bone breath.

Michael thought his boyfriend was cheating on him until he found empty containers of bone broth under his bed, thus explaining the frequency of his bone breath.

by Petesbeeps October 11, 2017


Bone Appateet

Basically titty fucking

Oh, I had the best bone appateet last night.!!

by Petesbeeps September 8, 2017


Trump knuckle sandwich

The only think that can defeat Chuck Norris.

Do your job, the colleague said to the intern for the administration, or else you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich..

by Petesbeeps August 20, 2017

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Trump knuckle sandwich

The only thing that can defeat Chuck Norris.

"Do your job or you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich !!!" the chief of staff for the administration yelled at the interns.

by Petesbeeps August 20, 2017

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