Dicktator of North Korea.
Kim Jung Dumb... I bet he bottles his own farts.
The feelings you get after you realize the powerball ticket you hold is just a receipt of the winning numbers and not the actual ticket.
I thought I had won the powerball after checking the numbers online. I was in shock, and making huge plans for about 10 minutes, until I realized it was was just a print out of the winning numbers from the next day. I was immediately brought back to reality, adrenaline rush was over, got back together with my girlfriend and begged for my job back.. I was a mess the crying finally stopped. I was powerbawled.
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