Fold

Fold; overweight and elderly (combination of fat and old)

Folded; When someone is over 55 years old and they just inhaled a whole pizza and a “love it” size ice cream from cold stone they are folded. adjective.

my daughter and I are having ice cream and I ask her if i look “fold” or “am i folded?”

friend: “that man is fat AND old!”
friend 2: “ Wow! He folded”

bro #1 “hey bro did you see my new chick”
bro #2 “dude! she’s folded. she’s fat and old!”