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Undeniably the best country on the planet. Americans enjoy many rights that most other countries don't have. It sickens me to hear the conspiracy theorists and "non-conformists" complain about the corruption and problems with the United States. If it's so bad, then just leave and stop complaining. I mean those people would obviously rather be as far away from the United States as possible instead of living here. Apparently the worst country in the world allows you to bitch and moan as much as you want, keeps you from going hungry, and keeps you safe from people who threaten our freedom. Try finding that in the Middle East and tell me how it goes.
This isn't meant to bash other countries but the citizens of the U.S. that take the freedoms presented to them for granted every day of their lives.
Non-conformist: This country is filled with corruption and hate in the government, and it's holding me down. We live in a horrible country.
Me: Then why don't you leave the United States of America?
Non-conformist: "..."
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When you wake up, and discover that a Chinese man is engaging in sexual intercourse with you.
Last night I got a yellow surprise. It scared the crap out of me!
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Having sexual intercourse with a dead English man.
Man, that dry roast last night was amazing!
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