When your date releases there love shaft and bitter berries and you realize your she is now a he.
I was having the best date ever until we went back to my place and I was preparing for the lumberjack and she gave me the Texas transformer.
When a crab infested whore bounces up and down on your shaft.
Man I took this chick home last night and I got the old ball sack attack.
Corn in your poop. Or two Asian rappers.
Woke up this morning and decorated the toilet with a plethora or Poo Poo Bling Bling. Did you hear the new hit single from Poo Poo Bling Bling called "Pork fried rims"?