grope and hope

Referring to a crude technique of courting. Usually involves stalking around the dance floor chatting up (in the broadest sense) women indiscriminantly. Often best deployed during the latter stages of a night.

Often has the prefix ten-to-(insert closing time of club) referring to the last ditch nature of the whole affair.

The ten-to-two grope and hope

"Haven't pulled yet, will have try the old grope and hope"

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fireman's blanket

Descriptive term, referring to laying a piece of toilet tissue on the water thus preventing splash back once a turd has been pinched out.

He layed the fireman's blanket, protecting himself from the inevitable soaking in the wake of his crap.

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