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Football Terrorism

the same shit tactics used by Tuchel, Allegri, Simeone, etc.
basically, a 10-0-0, park the bus, defense-only tactic. why should your attackers do what they always do? when they can just be extra CBs and defend

Allegri displayed a masterclass of Football Terrorism yesterday

by Pexishit FC September 12, 2022


McFred

the greatest midfield duo in the world

Xavi? Muller? Pogba? nahhhhhhh. They got nothing on McFred

by Pexishit FC August 18, 2022


Finished FC

another name for VARchester Penalted

"Goodness me! I can't believe VARchester Penalted are losing to Oil FC>"
"I guess we should call them Finished FC"

by Pexishit FC April 20, 2022


Christian Pulisic

A certain American soccer player who misses sitters, gets manhandled by the Pexico national team, and scores pens.

Christian Pulisic missed a sitter against Pexico

by Pexishit FC April 12, 2022

3👍 30👎


Harry Maguire

A Samsung 33-inch wide, 19.5 Cu Ft. Energy Star-rated Full Size Refrigerator

Harry Maguire isn't the iron wall for Man United, he's the iron fridge

by Pexishit FC August 18, 2022

12👍 3👎


Khyrsos

The leader, the head honcho, the man behind the movement. He is the ultimate Tech Extremist.
He permits everything that will not be tolerated: Anti-illegal bug fights, ingesting rare earth metals, attacking sentient animals, and using forced uncle labor. He resides in his villa on the Kazakhstan-Kyrgyzstan border, instructing his tech extremist followers to wreak havoc.

Khyrsos has been attacking Luca Maxim and undermining his efforts to unite all uncles against Tech Extremism

by Pexishit FC February 6, 2023


Luuk De Jong

the header merchant of FC Barcelona

Luuk De Jong scored another header

by Pexishit FC April 12, 2022