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In a secret town in the back alley of a McDonaldâs in North Korea (run by Kim jong un with Donald Trump as the sales assistant), itâs a store where you can hire an assassin for one day and get them to kill as many people as you want in only one day.
O. Boy I sure do love my assassin batman I bought at ASSASSINS âRâ US.. it was so useful... boy i should go there again shame Iâm an American citizen
A chorizo - spicy spanish sausage, according to the âMira!â Spanish textbook by Anneli McLachlan.
âI dare you to say spicy Spanish sausage really fastâ
âOk kid. Spicy spanish sposhij spicy spassis sposjijsâ
Causing massive confusion about your age
John said he was 21, but his license says 23, and his friend says 22! He is really pulling a Harriet!
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Someone who was beat to death with a book.
Youâre such a pezunt Harrison, Youâve been hit so many times by books, dumbass.
The worst iPhone ever! Not durable or functional at all. Literally a piece of ice.
Look! My icePhone just broke! How about yours?