Prings

Professionals that are frictionally unemployed at all the local coffee shops updating their social media, twitter, MyFace, LinkedIn and other profiles in order to look busy and not go insane.

The line of Prings was out the door.

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Beavenite

Beavenite is a compound that can exist as a gas, solid or liquid. It is secreted by the female of most species and has a psychoactive effect on males of the species. Males when exposed to Beavenite can have any or all of the following side effects/symptoms: flurg neck, wood, really poor judgement, lying, acute 'splaining to do, excessive hygiene, kids, hyperTinder, persistent self gratification, narcolabido and remorse.

I have no idea what happened last night. I'm at the club, she walks by, a fog of beavanite hits me and I wake up at her place.

I can't go to spring break next week, my doctor said I am allergic to beavenite.

hammertext

A text received from someone, usually at a socially inappropriate hour, that is obviously under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

"This guy hammertexted me at 3AM, he was wasted."

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Bootchies

The boots the ladies wear with their hoochie mama outfits

Those red Bootchies are killing it on those legs.

Her Bootchies took your eyes off of her ass hanging out of those shorts.