e-douche

a person who cannot live without and cannot stop playing with their electronic device (i.e. blackberry, iPhone, iPod, etc.) for more than 30 seconds for fear of missing something.

Jim: "Check out Josh. He hasn't put his iPhone down for hours! Shouldn't he be playing baseball or something?"
Bill: "Yeah, but he can't help it, he's an e-douche."

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