Wanker

A person who masturbates excessively

that wanker got arrested for masturbating in the public bathroom

The slammer

Prison or jail named because doors normally slam when they are closed in a place like that

Martha Stewart got sent to the slammer for insider trading

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Would like to have sex with a person of the opposite sex

Damn that woman is fine I would tap that

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Would like to have sex with a person of the opposite sex

Damn that woman is fine I would tap that

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Would like to have sex with a person of the opposite sex

Damn that woman is fine I would tap that